my names Z...

...and i might actually be autistic (m.a.b.a.)

here's how it goes

you pay me money (a lot) + rev (a lot)

...and i become your blackhat growth amigo + leadgen dealer

disgusting levels of outreach will be made.

yes it will be slimey.

your company name will be tarnished

follow up's will be dik pic's

opening lines will be in mandarin

but one thing is for certain...

...funny numbers on the screen will go up...

case studies? unnecessary

past clients? nda's... sorry

qualifications? MABA (basically an MBA)

let me be clear... i'll be doing this until a couple lawsuits get thrown my way or i'm bored...

fill out the form... and if i get a hard on reading your companies offer... i'll call you

P.S. if your offer sucks or i happen to stay flaccid reading i'll be putting you in my "berkan" automation...

for the rest of your life you will be receiving this image every monday at 8:00am (USD)

-apply at your own discretion (not kidding)

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